Helen Wright

Helenwrites

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  Helenwrites I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Lets party!

  12 hours ago from web
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  Helenwrites @DavidHump la la la, la la laa. la la laaaaaaaa

  12 hours ago from web in reply to DavidHump
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  Helenwrites @TheLongTallAlly vaseline (before) and nail polish remover (after) - dilute by putting onto a damp cotton bud. xx

  12 hours ago from web in reply to TheLongTallAlly
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  Helenwrites @mandthack YES! I'm surprised Chelle hasn't already!

  12 hours ago from web in reply to mandthack
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  Helenwrites @DavidHump they take the piss out of me at work and say I am like Giselle. I love that film AND PROUD.

  12 hours ago from web in reply to DavidHump
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  Helenwrites @IslingtonPeople are you trying to discover when we are not there so you can burgle us? *suspicious face*

  12 hours ago from web in reply to IslingtonPeople
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  Helenwrites @comedyfish are you OK?

  12 hours ago from web in reply to comedyfish
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  Helenwrites Sometimes I think utterly losing the plot is a pre-requisite of this job.

  12 hours ago from web
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  Helenwrites @TheLongTallAlly I'm all over it Ally! Chapter one. 'hairstyles to disguise the fact you haven't washed your hair'

  13 hours ago from web in reply to TheLongTallAlly
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  Helenwrites @laurafarhall I know. I bet they have laughs!! They're not on twitter - but they should be!

  13 hours ago from web in reply to laurafarhall
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  Helenwrites @rickytanna It's outrageous isn't it?!

  14 hours ago from web in reply to rickytanna
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  Helenwrites And the pictures and subs girls are delighted with their new durex bags full of condoms http://tweetphoto.com/35574079

  14 hours ago from Echofon
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  Helenwrites Me and Fashion Ed, Fiona Reardon, LOVE our new t shirts from Durex! Hello boys! http://tweetphoto.com/35573049

  15 hours ago from Echofon
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  Helenwrites @antijanner At least after you die your skin will never decompose. That's almost like living forever.

  15 hours ago from web in reply to antijanner
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  Helenwrites @beautyjunkieldn shhh... it did work. Dried my skin out a bit but nothing a little aggressive moisturising wont fix! *hangs head in shame*

  15 hours ago from web in reply to beautyjunkieldn
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  Helenwrites @CaptainTom3 I only did it the one time. And in my defence. I was on a farm in Trinidad. And it was an emergency.

  15 hours ago from web in reply to CaptainTom3
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  Helenwrites I will be collecting my prize for 'London's worst beauty journalist' by video link.

  15 hours ago from web
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  Helenwrites although, the dermatologist did say it was the most sinful skin abuse she'd ever heard of...

  16 hours ago from web